Your mama so fat…

Your mama is so fat not even fat herself is fat enough.

Your mama is so fat that she ate herself.

Your mama is so fat that she eats supper all the time.

Your mama is so fat that she has two zip codes.

Your mama is so fat that she is the 51st state.

Your mama is so fat that she owns her own bath tab.

Your mama is so fat that her favorite show is my 500 lb life.

Your mama is so fat that she can’t wear an ankle bracelet.

Your mama is so fat that eating Oreos is a felony.

Your mama is so fat that she is the enemy of the state.

Your mama is so fat that she lives in Walmart.

Your mama is so fat that she eats the dog.

Your mama is so fat that she killed Mount Everest.

Your mama is so fat that her belly button is used as a piggy bank.

Your mama is so fat that she stole a box of twinkies at the store.

Your mama is so fat that she reeks of onions because she can’t fit in the bath tub.