Your mama is so stupid that she thinks a star is a light bulb.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks that clear is a color.
Your mama is so stupid that she chases parked cars.
Your mama is so stupid that she feeds the rats cheese for breakfast.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks that 911 is 211.
Your mama is so stupid not even stupid herself is stupid enough.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks making pancakes is a sport.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks that Coca Cola has cocaine in it.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks that tried to schedule an appointment with Dr Pepper.
Your mama is so stupid that she thinks that mountain dew comes from real mountain dew from a mountain.
